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Your Insta Feed Is Telling You

everyone you know is doing epic shit…
without you.

You’re a voyeur and you know it. Living the #FOMOlife ain’t easy, but it can be! Get FOMO – scroll through all the contrived crap people post about their “perfect lives,” get triggered with never-ending, useless notifications, and hop up on that soapbox to broadcast your lame cat photos into the social media black hole. Most importantly, expect validation from everyone and never feel fulfilled, ever.

 

This is your #FOMO, own it.

Your Insta Feed Is Telling You

everyone you know is doing epic shit…

without you.

You’re a voyeur and you know it. Living the #FOMOlife ain’t easy, but it can be! Get FOMO – scroll through all the contrived crap people post about their “perfect lives,” get triggered with never-ending, useless notifications, and hop up on that soapbox to broadcast your lame cat photos into the social media black hole. Most importantly, expect validation from everyone and never feel fulfilled, ever.

This is your #FOMO, own it.

The Feed

scroll on, brah!

What are you doing Friday night? Creepin’ through your ex’s engagement photos or trolling your college roomie’s Bali Adventure Insta story so you can wallow in self-pity and ask yourself, “What am I doing with my life?” We thought so! FOMO can help.

Soapbox

broadcast into nothingness

Everyone needs to know what you’re thinking… right now… and, right now, and right now… Give the people what they want – post your mundane realizations and unresearched opinions posing as facts into the ether. Surely, someone will see them and care (they won’t).

Soapbox

broadcast into nothingness

Everyone needs to know what you’re thinking… right now… and, right now, and right now… Give the people what they want – post your mundane realizations and unresearched opinions posing as facts into the ether. Surely, someone will see them and care (they won’t).

Addictors

trigger-warning

Did you even know that essential oils can cure cancer? Sara does, and now she’s LIVE and wants you to buy into her pyramid scheme (SPONSORED – Buy NOW). How did you live without knowing that? Keep the triggers coming.

Thank God an app like this exists. It’s real social media that tells it like it is. I can’t wait to put all of my political opinions out into the universe, so that people can see them, not read them, and not give a crap.

Apple

Age 18

The FOMO app is dope. It’s like everyone’s finsta magically fused together in 1 feed and it’s comic gold.

Chad

Age 28

I LOVE seeing everybody’s 47th attempt at the ‘great bathroom lighting’ selfie. That filtering & face-tuning really make me feel like sh*t.

Khaleesi

Age 34

It’s so nice to see people posting what they’re really thinking for once. Like, I know you bought that #whole30 salmon dinner from Whole Foods, just admit it. Props to FOMO.

Juno

Age 24

I love having quite literally endless notifications. My FOMO will never be satiated!

Moonstar

Age 32

Ya know, the FOMO app is super humbling. All my friends working consulting are making way too much money not to stay in a 5-star hotel in Barcelona this week. Maybe one day I’ll be like them…

Karma

Age 29

press? here’s what you need

APRIL FOOLS’!

we’re joking, kinda.

Brought to you by Fabriq /ˈfabrik/, this parody is the result of analyzing the motivations behind our very own posting habits. Constantly thinking about what we could be doing instead of what we are doing, pulls us away from enjoying this moment with the people right in front of us. It’s anxiety inducing and a symptom of a larger issue – social disconnection.

Fret not friends, a shift from social disconnection to social wellness is on the horizon. The Fabriq team wants to help you weave tighter relationships with the people who matter most – and we’re working on the app to do it.

Check out what we’ve got brewing…